Rules: Google search what it says and continue it with the first thing that comes up.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Micky needs a beating
:I Shit
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Micky looks like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Micky Says NO to Fans
I dont have any, anyways
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Micky wants to kiss.
Laffs
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Micky does hug with Team
This sentance causes tumors
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Micky hates the radio cause it "sucks"
Thats true
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Micky asks Jeff to be more explicit,
I miss Jeffery
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Mr. Mickey Goes to See Carlos Miele's Resort Collection

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Micky likes someone in the movie Internal Affairs
I dont watch movies, sillies
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Micky eats apples, cucumbers and bird food.
The bird food is delicious
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search: (most relevant)
A: Micky wears sunglasses
Sometimes
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Micky arrested for DUI!!!
SHIT THEY CAUGHT ME